New Year

Ah, 2014.

Let's see, the last Hobbit film is going to be released, someone is going to do something stupid... and I'm going to release a book.

Uh-huh. Don't look at me blankly; I'm serious.

I have 12 damn months, starting now, and I'm gonna release a book. That costs something. And maybe someone will buy it. Or not. Likely the latter, in which I would be the world's least successful writer. Pop, I nearly wrote 'author'. And I can't spell, again.

I don't do New Year's Resolutions, but this time, I will go through. To those of you thinking of giving up chocolate, try something else. Oh, and happy 2014. Obviously this will be the worst year ever, for no reason in particular.